the green valleys of silliness

literatenonsense:

from here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/45-earth-shattering-local-news-headlines
pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

I’M AT THE DINNER TABLE AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING OMG

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

I’M AT THE DINNER TABLE AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING OMG

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

gatiss:lastofthetimeladies:breakfastatbequiettiffany:bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

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